Wasi Ullah

Wasi, making last-minute adjustments to his handmade necktie, adorned with platinum-threaded borders and intricate patterns reminiscent of ancient tapestries, crafted from the finest Mulberry silk in a deep royal hue. It exudes an unparalleled aura of opulence and refinement, elevating any ensemble to the zenith of sophistication.

Class of 2027

Majors: Political Science and History

Hometown: Mechanicsburg, PA

Team: B-Team

Leadership Positions: Vice President of External Relations (2024-Present)

The only thing Wasi loves more than expensive, handmade professional attire, elegant scarves, and improving his short game is absolutely demolishing any team that dares to stand and object against him in the courtroom.

If the case for his skills was a boat, members of the jury, it has the structural integrity of the USS Nimitz after the U.S. drops another hundred billion into its defense budget. It’s unknown where he got his extraordinary litigatory skills from, but we’re fairly confident that it might have something to do with the pomade he uses to style his hair or his incredible aptitude for being a supportive, kind team member whenever we travel to competitions.

Whatever the case, we’re immensely thankful to have Saucy Wasi as part of our quasi-posse, and we can’t wait to see how he continues his mock trial career!

(Also, thank God the Niners lost)

awards

Outstanding Attorney: William & Mary 9th Annual Colonial Classic, 2023

Outstanding Witness: University of Pennsylvania Quaker Classic, 2024