Michael Volpert
Wait…is this Steve or Michael?
Class of 2028
Major: Undecided
Hometown: Highland Park, NJ
Team: A-Team
Volpert is truly a spectacle. He may show up to competitions without a suitcase, toothbrush, or pajamas, but he will still wake upon time and dominate in the courtroom! When he stands up to make an objection, be prepared to defend your witness’ testimony with your LIFE because Michael will tear it apart.
When you catch him in a snipe, not only will he look absolutely defeated (we promise it’s not that deep, Michael), but he WILL have a cake shake from Henry’s Diner in hand (and hopefully a backpack, but at this rate, does he even carry that around?). Whatever his latest shenanigan is, Michael always makes us laugh, and we’re beyond happy that he’s part of RUMTA.
awards
Outstanding Attorney: Dickinson’s Green Devil Napping Tie Scrimmage Tournament, 2024