Kelsey Coffey
Kelsey, fiending for a cup of her last name
Class of 2028
Major: Marketing
Hometown: Andover, NJ
Team: B-Team
“At the end of this trial, my co counsel Ms. Coffey will come before you,” is something you never want to hear during an opening. Because with Kelsey on your side, you can be assured that you’re in great hands. Our master Harley Kim who never fails to mention that she’s “just a girl” while being crossed, our favorite cup of Coffey never fails to disappoint.
Be scared when you see her enter the courtroom with her signature Kelsey baddie updos and her America flag pin proudly representing the home of the free and the land of the brave; because she's not only brilliant on the stand, but always there when you need someone to vent to about a trial, a pep talk, or someone to dance off your nerves with. Kelsey is a friend that will be there for all of your emotional needs, and a competitor that will have both our counsel and opposing counsel dying laughing.